I was originally going to just send this to people who wanted to read it, but I woke up this morning a little less sane than I went to bed.

So, here it is, a gift for skyangel2009, because she has been so awesome in uploading stuff for me.

Also, keep in mind the date is May 20. Directly between them. And it doesn't necessarily mean this year, either. And I was feeling rebellious, so there's some language in it.

( Dead-to-the-world people don't hear their phones. )