writer's notes: Don't ask. I... just don't, okay? Plot bunny bit, I wrote, and I wanted them to laugh. Because.

I worked on this instead of Triangle. Yes, I'm an idiot. It came out to about 1,039 words.

OH! Please, suspend disbelief - they have to have a language in common, and I picked one.

What Ohno references comes from this lovely fic from hakkais_shadow - you don't have to read it, but it will explain why Heechul warned them away from Aiba.

( An insult was never so funny.... )